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Thanksgiving Divorce

A man in New Haven calls his son in San Diego two days before
Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that
your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
The father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this,
so you call your sister in
Denver
and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this,"
 
She calls New Haven immediately, and screams at her father,
"You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there.
I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,
don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
 
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
 
"Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and payig heir own way "!




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